soulmate au where everyone can’t see color until they meet their soulmate and joly and bossuet meet and they can only see primary colors and they’re like ‘oh!!!! this is what everyone must be talking about!!’ and then one day boss is late to a meeting and joly meets chetta and he can see secondary colors too and he’s like ..freaking out and chetta is only seeing primary colors then and she’s like ‘ok so!! what the fuck.’ and then when boss shows up they all realize and they just ‘oh shit!!!! we’re all soulmates!! holy fuck!!!!!’ and they’re all just grinning and joly is probably crying
grantaire is definitely someone who gives a million different answers to rhetorical questions joly will be like “guess who i just saw” and r just starts listing people “jesus” “mary j. blige” “that woman from home alone 2 who fed the pigeons” or marius comes into the musain like “guess what!!” and there goes r “the 10th dentist finally agreed trident is the best gum” “the government finally admitted that aliens exist”
Me after Jean Valjean is freed: oh my son I’m so happy for you
Me seeing Jean Valjean being treated poorly and fail at getting a job for being a former criminal: my poor baby he does not deserve this
Me after Jean Valjean steals the silverware:
Victor Hugo: do you smell the people’s waste
Victor Hugo: wasting the richest of manures
Victor Hugo: it is the fate of france herself
Victor Hugo: that is flowing down the sewers
Victor Hugo: when five hundred million francs
Victor Hugo: stop being excreted out to sea
Victor Hugo: we shall reap a great harvest grown on poop and pee
Victor Hugo: btw valjean took marius to the sewers and I guess javert’s there too