grantaire: I ask politely for the national guards not to hurt enjolras

DM: roll persuasion

grantaire: …critical miss

DM: not only do you not ask that, but you declare yourself his ally and pretty much ASK for them to shoot you both

reblog this post if

grantairricade:

you are a les mis blogger

have a les mis url

consider yourself part of the les mis fandom

just a matter of curiosity, and also as a resource to find other people who share this ridiculous interest

enjolryas:

super fortunate that enjolras slam dunks toxic masculinity in the trashcan as a hobby because literally half of his wardrobe is pink from washing machine accidents with misplaced red clothes

im-not-rude-but-french:

heylitllegirl:

im-not-rude-but-french:

fyodor-dolokhov:

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

wearing green is gay culture

this may sound like a shitpost but in the 19th century green carnations were a sign of being gay AND in ancient rome, yellowish-green clothing was a sign that a man was effeminate and therefore probably gay, so green is a gay color and only gay people can wear it now

C’mon… Even his bottle of wine is gay.

What could be more gay than Grantaire except Grantaire with Enjolras ?

Enjolras with Grantaire.

Enjolras: I was afraid you’d stop thinking I was cool.
Courfeyrac: Enj, I have never once thought you were cool.

incorrectly-quoted-les-mis:

Courfeyrac: I like to use menimonic devices or little tricks to help me remember.

Combeferre: *concerned look*

Courfeyrac: Like the other day I met this guy named Carl. Now I might forget that name but he was wearing a Grateful Dead T-shirt. What’s a band like the Grateful Dead? Phish. Where do Phish live? The ocean. What else lives in the ocean? Coral! Hello, Carl!

Combeferre: It’s mnemonic.

*later* *Courf’s phone rings*

Courfeyrac: Okay he looked like the drummer from Foreigner. A foreigner is not from France. France rhymes with ants. Ants ruin a picnic *picks up the phone* What’s up, Nick?

Gavroche and Courfeyrac: *High five*

Combeferre: *concerned look intensifies*

Grantaire: Do you think Enjolras noticed that I freaked out a little when he asked me out?
Combeferre: You mean the way your eyes popped out of your head and you sprinted away at full speed? Yeah, I think he noticed.
Grantaire: Damn it.

sectioavrea:

éponine: so R tell me about this enjolras of yours

grantaire: he’s so self-righteous, always talks like he knows the Answer™, he never thinks before he speaks and doesn’t even realise when the things he says hurt other people’s feelings! he’s socially awkward as fuck and SO clumsy it’s embarrassing, he’s never even watched any of the star wars movies! he’s such a living stereotype it’s unbelievable

éponine: these are all bad things grantaire why the hell are you grinn-

grantaire, sighing: he truly is the brightest and purest angel of the Lord