
“When he talked, he burned with the endless flame of the revolution”



Startin’ out with the dream team, y’all
Ew. Well, at least my first two months were uneventful; that’s good, right?
Oh no.
MARIUS YOU ARE HOLDING THIS TEAM BACK
…
Whoops.
Literally one mouse click away from Oregon and I killed off two of the boys. Turns out I’m really bad at this game.
Dream Team 2.0. Let’s get ready to go, y’all.
Three days in. Bitter? Yes.
Well, if the DOCTOR is sick, then we’re all screwed…
He’ll be fine!
He was not fine.
Honestly, Bossuet, your bad luck has cursed this expedition.
… Oh dear.
These are within five days of each other??? How is he still alive???
It but instead of Pennywise living in the sewers it’s Victor Hugo
someone: I’d die for you
then perish: Javert, Montparnasse
you will: Enjolras, Joly, Combeferre
please don’t: Valjean, Cosette, Feuilly, Bossuet
cool: Fantine, Courfeyrac, Prouvaire, Bahorel
I’d die for you first: The Bishop, Marius, Eponine, Grantaire


I SWEAR THIS IS THE FUCKING FUNNIEST THING IN LES MIS AND NO ONE TALKS ABOUT IT
‘The person I’m crazy over doesn’t like me’
‘Get some new pants to show your legs off I know the best store’
‘OMIGOD HOW MUCH?’
At a different table:
Courfeyrac: what are they talking about over there?
Grantaire: eh, nothing important
Bahorel: buy new trousers and the person you love will love you back
Grantaire: *jumps over a table, backflips across a chair, lands on Joly’s lap* TELL ME MORE