I love all the characters of Le Miz!
*Looks at smudged writing on hand*
Uh…Joanne, Corset, Epipen, Monty Python, Angel Ass, Fountain, Ganache, Inspector Gadget, and Madam Thermidor
Tag: les mis
Some people think Enjolras has the worst sense of humor… he is constantly telling dad jokes.
What those people don’t realize is that he tells those jokes for Grantaire’s benefit.
He just loves watching him laugh. It is a thing of beauty – it starts with a wrinkling of his eyes, followed by the dimples on his cheeks, it continues with a belly laugh that makes his whole body shake. If the joke was particularly bad, it ends with tears on his eyes.
Enjolras loves those laughs. And he is guaranteed one whenever he tells Grantaire one of his dad jokes.
Grantaire loves the jokes because he knows they are for him.
things les amis do in the brick
– bossuet saying his name is marius pontmercy so marius wouldn’t get expelled on his first day of uni
– “I have just met marius’ new hat and coat, with marius inside.”
– marius crying against a tree for hours straight
– marius throwing a rock at cosette with pick up lines attached to it
– marius finding valjean’s handkerchief with the intials “U.F” on it and thinking cosette’s name is Ursule for like an entire book
– marius owes courfeyrac so much money oh my god
– just The Marius Pontmercy
-sergeant: will you tell me where you are going, you wretch?
gavroche: general, I’m on my way to look for a doctor for my wife who is in labor.
– gibelotte: *sees grantaire* *puts two more wine bottles on the table*
– grantaire drinking two wine bottles before going to the barricade
– hugo explicitly saying that laigle, joly and musichetta are in a relationship
– jolllly
– hugo saying that enjolras did not care about women and then dedicating an entire page to grantaire’s devotion to enjolras
– gavroche: citizen, I have not called you a bourgeois. why should you insult me?
– enjolras and combeferre discussing how beautiful a sergeant is before shooting him
– courfeyrac insulting a canon for 200 pages
– gavroche breaking a street light bc he wanted to
– bahorel giving love advice to joly (this advice includes him getting a new pair of pants)
– The Marius Pontmercy arriving at the barricade
– jehan shouting “vive la france! viva l’avenir!” before getting shot and condemning javert to death by doing so
http://www.pontauchange.com/Gallery/gallery.html
This website has a ton of illustrations from various editions of Les Misérables.
Have some Orestes Fasting and Pylades Drunk.
so i made this post a couple days ago and got a favorable response, so here’s the casting i came up with! feel free to discuss ❤
choris genos theatre troupe, or ‘without gender’ (name per kyle @eposettemyass), where our goal is to put on classic plays/musicals regardless of gender or other factors involved
(also i really really want us to write and film our own les mis sitcom/series??? like a theatre troupe is lovely but involves all living nearby and developing for years, but a webseries, while a big goal, is actually slightly achievable? let me know what you guys think honestly)cast (mostly les amis so far) –
enjolras = @the-night-that-ends-at-last; she is very fierce and passionate and dedicated, has strong political opinions and is one of the first people i’d want leading a rebellion tbh
courfeyrac = @cantando-siempre; me! i have been informed that i am very cheerful and animated (which i agree with because i’m always moving and i never shut up), plus i’ve been told i have good confidence and a very good sense of fashion and all this makes me very happy because i adore courfeyrac!
combeferre = @sofhtie; i haven’t gotten to know nicki as well yet but i feel like we’d work well together and i want to get to know her more anyway! she strikes me as having good potential for combeferre, and i’d also definitely put her as dance captain if we needed one
grantaire = @eposettemyass; kyle just strikes me as the perfect kind of actress for grantaire and i really think she could pull it off well (plus i want to see her careening around the stage with classic mythology rants and being very gay)
jehan = @writing-orpheus; orpheus is a lovely poetic being and they were one of the people i cast immediately; i cannot picture them ever fitting anyone other than jehan so perfectly, no more needs to be said
eponine = @sleepyandwitchy; libby isn’t emo (to my knowledge) but i feel like she would be a very good actress to play eponine and i somehow have an instinct that her voice would fit ep well
cosette = @loveandliberty; frances seems very whimsical and kind, and as an added bonus beyond how perfect she is for cosette she’s a classically trained soprano and we need someone up in the rafters because there’s no way i’m hitting any of ‘sette’s notes
marius = @definitelygrantaire; now i know that with kira’s username it seems odd, but i have an instinct that she’d play marius perfectly; sweet and in love and i honestly don’t know why but i feel like she’d be perfect
azelma = @mynameisglasses; i just recently started talking to glasses and haven’t gotten to know her as well as the others yet, but she seems very lovely and a perfect azelma!
we still need a lot of characters if we did a stage production, but we’ve got a good start!! let me know what you guys think; i’m curious!
GUYS IM IN THIS I LOVE THIS SM @cantando-siempre IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST
reblogging again bc I want it to be at the top of my blog
cosette: babe come over
marius: I can’t I’m being dragged through the sewers of Paris
cosette: my dad isn’t home 😉
marius: I know
Les Misérables
Valjean: i stole fucking bread
Javert: five years
Valjean: i tried to check on my family you piece of shit
Javert: fourteen more
Valjean: im free
Javert: technically,,,, you’re not,,,,, but ok,,,,
Bishop: hey u look like ur having trouble come over at my place
Valjean: fuck it
Valjean: *steals*
Javert: ffs you wouldn’t be in jail if-
Bishop: no it’s cool i gave him that shit
Javert: oh.
20 years later or smth
Valjean: aye im mayor now
Fantine: i have a daughter you inconsiderate imbeciles
Fantine’s boss and coworkers: fuck you
Fantine: i don’t want to do this
Valjean: u don’t have to
Valjean: hey kid u want some candy
Cosette: fuck yea
Thénardiers: you want her? go have her
20 more years later i think
Éponine: i lowkey love you
Marius: im oblivious as shit. ooOO a HOT girl
Cosette: ooOO a HOT guy
Marius: hey, take me to her
Éponine: ok
Éponine: (kill me)
Enjolras: REVOLUTION
Grantaire: you’re gonna get us killed, moron
Grantaire: (but you’re my moron)
Les Amis de’lABC: we died.
Éponine: me too
Valjean: mY FUTURE SON IN LAW IS DEAD
Javert: sTOP R I G H T THERE
Valjean: *gives Javert guilt trip*
Javert: oh
Javert: oh shit
Javert: *kills himself*
A year later I think
Marius: all my friends are dead
Cosette: i love you
Marius: love u too
Valjean: im dying
Cosette: please,,,, god,,,, no,,,, enough people have DIED already
Fantine: hey old pal. ur awesome
Éponine: u protected my crush. ur awesome
Bishop: ur awesome
Everyone: we’re all awesome!!
Les Amis as cats showing you affection:
Enjolras – sits close to you but wont be petted, people watching with you
Combeferre – slow blink
Courfeyrac – meowing and pawing at you from very very close
Jehan – drapes their entire mass over you
Bahorel – headbutt
Feuilly – kneading/snurgling your clothes
Joly – climbs your shoulder
Bossuet – falls asleep on you
Grantaire – sits on the stuff you are occupied with
Marius – stares at you from a distance. Intensely.
when i find myself in times of trouble
enjolras comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
what would feuilly do?







