They like to sit around and complain about all the noisy, naive students.
They’re working on a business plan together so that they can start a company with Valjean’s money and experience and Feuilly’s skills and determination.
Even though JVJ likes Marius, he can’t help to wish sometimes that it was Feuilly who was marrying his daughter.
He’s just such a fine young man and sometimes he gets teary-eyed thinking about how amazing and kind and clever this boy is.
Sometimes when Feuilly comes into the musain, the Amis jokingly says “oh look, Cosette, your new dad is here!”
They go fishing together
Feuilly absolutely adores JVJ because he’s just such a good man okay and he looks up to him like the father he never had
And Jean Valjean just loves having him around because he’s so clever for his age and he comes with great advice.
They share the same horrible humor and Courfeyrac will actually leave the room when they both show up because he “can’t handle this madness!” (if he doesn’t leave he’ll end up crying of laughter in a pile on the floor)
yall i remember that one post that said george blagden’s bottles were filled with grape juice while filming les mis and CAN YOU IMAGINE what if R actually just drinks bottles and bottles of grape juice and everyone just assumes it’s alcohol no one actually knows what’s in it and R never bothered to tell anyone so every time someone gives him the Disappointed Look™️ when they see him drinking he’s like???? why do they have a problem with me drinking juice?? why do all my friends hAtE mE????
AND ONE DAY during a meeting someone (let’s say courfeyrac) goes hey R can i have some of that and he’s like yeah sure and the MOMENT he realises what he’s drinking he spits a mouthful of GRAPE JUICE all over the place and he’s like “R IS THIS??? G R A P E JUICE??” and R just?? yes?? what did you think it was?
“and you’ve been drinking THIS the whole time?”
“uh yeah?? i just never understood why all of you have a problem with it. i mean yeah it’s not the best fruit juice yknow like apple juice is great and all but i personally pre-“
“R HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING GRAPE JUICE AND ONLY GRAPE JUICE IN THOSE BOTTLES THE W H O L E TIME?”
“yes? did you.. did you only just find out?”
“GRANTAIRE WE THOUGHT YOU HAD A DRINKING PROBLEM WE WERE ALL GENUINELY CONCERNED FOR YOU”
“I HAVENT HAD ALCOHOL IN 2 YEARS”
and everyone just.. the meeting doesn’t even happen because everyone just needs to lie down.
BONUS:
“wait a minute… if you’ve been sober all this time then why do you.. you know.. why have you been acting so?? intoxicated? we were all so convinced you were always ALWAYS drunk because of how you act”
“The Law” is now a euphemism for Javert’s dick. We didn’t decide, It just is.
Valjean: “I KNOW THE MEANING OF THOSE NINETEEN YEARS A SLAVE OF THE LAW……guys why are you laughing. guys. please.”
Joly: “So, why do are you chasing Valjean?”
Javert: “He brokethe law. Many times. Many, many times. I mean, it was 20 years with no women. Come on, Joly.”
Director: “So by now, Valjean is running from the law..” (stifled laughter from Enjolras) […] and the law is coming after him (maniacal giggles) Enj do you need to go outside?”
During a serious College Options presentation during school:
Teacher: “So Law is a very large subject – (all the Les Mis kids snort)”
The Cast Has Officially Lost It:
The Pimp, staring off into the distance: “No matter how good of a pimp I am, I’ll never have as many hookers as Victor Hugo. (sigh)”
The makeup artist gave Enjolras raccoon eyeliner. Imagine that. Raccoon eyeliner. On Enjolras. He was not impressed.
^cue him, tying the french flag around his head: GRANTAIRE; WHY IS THE RUM ALWAYS GONE?????? GRANTAIRE?????
Courfeyrac: “Who else thinks Javert would look amazing as a drag queen?”
Grantaire: So, can we all have one collective panic attack? Right now? Please?
Bamatabois, being tied up and gagged backstage: “You guys always do this to me. Always. (defeated sigh) Please just don’t stab me this time.”
Marius broke one of the guns, left the revolution early and keeps stumbling around. Truly perfect casting.
The Tales Of The Shitty Sound Engineer And The Mics People Never Turn Off:
Enj: “You’ve been chasing this guy across France for two decades, the only place you want to handcuff him to is your bed!” (mic was on, headmaster was walking by. )
(The Confrontation is going on, JVJ and Javert are fighting with the chain) Joly: That’s some kinky shit right there….. (Realizes his mic was on max volume and is blasting from the speakers onstage)……that was Grantaire.
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