pweches:

kleopatraphilopator:

Joining the Les Mis fandom on tumblr:

(when you haven’t read the brick)

Day One: lol who tf are all these people??? What’s a Bahorel?

Week Five: I WILL FIGHT ANYONE AT ALL WHO SAYS ANYTHING BAD ABOUT JEAN JEHAN PROUVAIRE SO HELP ME GOD AND ANOTHER THING ENJOLRAS AND GRANTAIRE ARE IN LOVE SO YOU CAN JUST GO AND FU

(and when you have read the brick)

Day One: *sees enjoltaire content*

*gasps*

I knew it

Week Five: I WILL FIGHT ANYONE AT ALL WHO SAYS ANYTHING BAD ABOUT JEAN JEHAN PROUVAIRE SO HELP ME GOD AND ANOTHER THING ENJOLRAS AND GRANTAIRE ARE IN LOVE SO YOU CAN JUST GO AND FU—

How we get there is different, but we all end up together in the end 🙂 ready to fight Victor Hugo in the sewers of Paris

facts 

permets-tu-not-permettez-vous:

permets-tu-not-permettez-vous:

There are more surviving images of Antinous than of any other Roman. Hadrian was Extra As Fuck. Can you imagine how many statues of Antinous he commissioned? Get you a man that does That. 

And then 1500 years later Victor Hugo came along and was like “Enjolras was Grantaire’s Antinous” and people still be like “they’re friends!” Bitch, Hadrian did not have hundreds of sculptors carving Antinous’ beautiful calves for you to be spreading these lies.

Wait, what is this about Javert’s squirrels? What did I miss???

irenydraws:

pilferingapples:

Real Deep Lore from even before my day, Nonny XD
@irenydraws , you want to take this one?

/PUSHES GLASSES UP NOSE

long story short, a small portion of old man fandom was watching the ‘72 les mis movie one night and we decided that the only explanation for bernard fresson’s facial hair, as seen here–

image

–was that he must be keeping squirrels under his hat. in a fit of inspiration i drew a small doodle and from there things spiraled wildly out of control.

face squirrel canon is as nebulous as a face squirrel’s tail, but the general consensus is that javert’s face squirrels are highly trained police agents, top of their class at the finest police squirrel academy in france. they are motivated primarily by the idea of justice and the promise of candied almonds, and are rather more tractable than their inspector.

here is a (by no means comprehensive) list of face squirrel fanworks. my personal art tag can be found here, and i have a small collection of face squirrels on my main blog as well.

i hope that helps, this has been your daily plunge into fandom history with ireny

alternative les mis song titles

the-wretched-in-french:

prologue: “how many times can i say 24601?” a memoir by javert

at the end of the day: damn it sucks to be poor

i dreamed a dream: men suck, just become a lesbian

lovely ladies: i love prostitutes

who am i?: time for my daily existential crisis

the confrontation: all i did was STEAL SOME BREAD

master of the house: bastard of the house

look down: damn it sucks to be poor 2.0

stars: vendetta of the century

red and black: VIVE LA FRANCE

do you hear the people sing?: VIVE LA FRANCE 2.0

a heart full of love: these notes are higher than a drug addict

on my own: men suck, just become a lesbian: the sequel

one day more: wtf is going on who is singing???

the barricades: VIVE LA FRANCE 3.0

little fall of rain: ouch

drink with me: time for my nightly existential crisis

bring him home: 

the final battle: ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

the sewers: the confrontation

javert’s suicide: ouch?

empty chairs at empty tables: survivor’s guilt

beggars at the feast: the thenadiers wont die why wont they die please just die already for the love of God die you thots

epilogue/finale: IM NOT CRYING YOURE CRYING (also VIVE LA FRANCE 4.0)