Would clandestinely touch a butt: Courfeyrac, Bahorel, Grantaire, Joly
Would only touch a butt they are allowed to touch, a especial butt: Combeferre, Jehan, Feuilly
Would touch a butt only under very specific circunstances: Enjolras
Would touch a butt by accident and get in trouble: Marius, Bossuet
Tag: les mis
in Empty Chairs At Empty Tables, when Marius sings “don’t ask me” and his voice literally breaks a bit, I swear my heart is shattered.
Grantaire: every time I stay over at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff
Enjolras:
Enjolras: what the actual fuck
Listen, I love sweet, awkward Enjolras who has trouble with pda as much as the next fan but please imagine if you will a really, really adorably physical Enjoltaire.
Imagine Enjolras and Grantaire being unable to keep their hands off each other for more than a second or two (“We’re making up for lost time~!” R insists, with his boyfriend cuddled up in his lap). It gets absolutely ridiculous; Enjolras sitting in Grantaire’s lap even though there are plenty of other chairs he could be sitting in (which has absolutely nothing to do with the way R’s hand rubbing his thigh and cupping his hips), intense after-argument makeout sessions that make everyone in the immediate vicinity feel slightly dirty, Enjolras draped across Grantaire’s lap with the artist running his fingers through his hair and ranting to Courf about something then completely loosing his train of thought because ‘Taire tugged on his hair in just the right way and goddamn that felt good. The Amis are all torn between thinking it’s adorable and begging them to just get a room.
One time poor Marius forgot one of his textbooks in the Musain and went back after a particularly argumentative meeting. He was still bright red when he got home and refused to talk about what he saw.
valjEAN IS A BIG BROAD STRONG MAN WHO IS SHY BUT DETERMINED AND HIS LITTLE GIRL IS HIS WHOLE WORLD AND I’M VERY EMOTIONAL
Friendly reminder to stop attacking people who headcanon Les Amis as queer and don’t like when they are portrayed as straight. Please let us have at least this one thing.
Bossuet: Why are you being so nice to Enjolras?
Grantaire: Because I’m a good person, and I’m polite and nice to everyone.
Bossuet: … You’re in love with him, aren’t you?
Grantaire: … Yeah.









