When you’re aroace, and someone asks you if you think their crush is cute/hot.

Thor Ragnarok: Valkyrie is bi as fuck

Marvel: *through gritted teeth* lowkey

Thor Ragnarok: Yeah, him too

little aro spectrum things

me, thinking about romance between other people: OH MY GOD. BABIES. MY HEART. MY PRECIOUS CHILDREN. THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH. FUCK. I AM DYING. LOOK AT THEM. I AM DEAD AND GONE HH O LY S HIT THROW ME OUT A WINDOW

me, thinking about romance involving myself: ew wtf no

i-am-a-fish:

doctor-basil-puntastic:

i-am-a-fish:

gentlemanstallion:

i-am-a-fish:

sharkbytes:

i-am-a-fish:

calibratedsongbirb:

i-am-a-fish:

mnuj:

i-am-a-fish:

petals-and-cinders:

i-am-a-fish:

gays, lend me your strength

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

Gun

I am eternally grateful.

now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.

now,

Freddie Mercury’s cats

marauders4evr:

anerdyfeminist:

tongueart:

fuckyeahmercury:

Unknown Cat

Miko

Tiffany

Oscar

Oscar & Tiffany

Dorothy

Goliath

Lily

Romeo

and his favourite cat who has a Queen song named after her…

Delilah

And here is Freddie wearing a waist coat with all of his cats painted on it

GOOD FUCKING POST

Very publicly and strongly loving numerous cats across your life time is bi culture

The perfect post to begin Pride Month!

firstburrn:

Me @ Historians when they try to say everyone is straight:

i-got-personality:

dark-eyed-harmothoe:

laplacedemoness:

reinedescruelles:

wakuwakuweek:

aphrodite is the goddess of femmes and artemis is the goddess of butches send post

Persephone tho

Persephone is the goddess of sexy bisexuals

and Athena?

Goddess of aces everywhere, regardless of romantic orientation

onbestaand:

Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.

Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’

To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’

The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’

We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.

queerodinson:

my favorite thing is that when the young avengers writing team got angry backlash for having two non-straight heroes involved in an obvious and textual relationship they added more queer characters, made any of their seemingly straight characters either bisexual or ace or completely accepting, and basically said that anyone who is against queer rights is a sack of chodes

amazingaro:

slightlyunofficial:

brittonofarc:

my-life-is-sometimes-interesting:

catnipkittie5:

ibuprfn:

justaphobethings:

Bi ppl: *exist*

My ace ass:

Ace ppl: *exist*

My bi ass:

bi and ace people: *exist*

my pan ass:

Bi, ace, and pan people: *exist*

My lesbian ass:

Bi, ace, pan, and lesbian people: Exist

My gay ass:

bi, ace, pan, lesbian, and gay people: exist

my nonbinary ass:

bi, ace, pan, lesbian, gay, and nonbinary people: exist

my aro ass: