fallenangelvictorious:

penny-anna:

stevviefox:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

One of my fav things about Gandalf is, he can & canonically does Full Name hobbits when he’s angry like he’s their mum or something

important follow up Qs:

1) does it frustrate Gandalf that he can’t do this to Bilbo & Frodo with the same impact bcos they don’t have nicknames

2) does he do it to non hobbits

Gandalf, in the distance: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN

Aragorn: oh shit I’m in trouble

I think when Gandalf is pissed with Hobbits he reverts to the extremely formal  Mister Baggins!

you’ve cracked it, that’s absolutely what he does

you know how mad he is based on how far back into your lineage he goes, consider:

Mild: Meriadoc Brandybuck! (last name only, you’ll probably live)

Mad: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN! (now your ancestors are involved, bad)

Murderous: THORIN, SON OF THRÁIN, SON OF THRÓR! (you are maybe about to meet your ancestors, via Gandalf… and not glorious battle) 

hacash:

lotr thought for the day: fandom (rightfully) gives legolas shit for being captain obvious in the films, always stating what was already blindingly clear to the rest of his companions, but think about this

what if legolas genuinely thinks the rest of the fellowship is just that dumb

he’s the oldest member of the group (aside from gandalf and let’s be honest the elves have never been quite sure about gandalf; he’s always high on pipeweed and hangs out with halflings and dwarves). he’s an elf. he was brought up surrounded by only other elves. he was raised by thranduil. this is the first time he’s hung out with anyone other than elves for any considerable length of time, and look, he just – he doesn’t know how much their nice harmless mortal brains are picking up, okay? he just wants to make sure everyone’s up to speed. he’s nice like that.

zagreus:

zagreus:

i’ve gained a lot more affection for the lord of the rings movies since the hobbit “adaptation” because it gave us all a horrifying glimpse of just how much worse it could have been

used to get upset at all the changes and omissions in LOTR but now i’m just like “oh thank fuck this actually resembles the original story to some degree and communicates SOME of the themes moderately effectively every once in a while”

tolkienhoe:

tolkienhoe:

elijah wood as frodo: pure boy, has never done anything wrong in his life, absolutely angelic and id die for him

elijah wood as himself: lives in a dumpster with a family of raccoons. sometimes when im alone in the forest in the dark during a full moon i can see him in the corner of my eye, stuffing his mouth full of moss and worms before hissing and running away. probably friends with mothman

ian mckellen as himself: pure boy, has never done anything wrong in his life, absolutely angelic and id die for him

ian mckellen as gandalf: lives in a dumpster with a family of raccoons. sometimes when im alone in the forest in the dark during a full moon i can see him in the corner of my eye, stuffing his mouth full of moss and worms before hissing and running away. probably friends with mothman

valinorbound:

starlinginthesky:

lilyrose225writes:

riddlemehiddleston:

amber-and-ice:

timespaceprincess:

inksplotched:

terecita:

thatswhenyouseesparks:

Still my favorite story from the Lord of the Rings set: Viggo Mortensen bonded so much with the horse he rode in the movies that after filming was over he bought it from its owner. If that doesn’t warm your heart I don’t know what could.

don’t forget that he also bought arwen’s horse for her stunt rider when she couldn’t afford it awww

#also don’t forget that for the rohirrim they put a call out for locals #bring a horse show us you can ride it and get a part in the battle scenes #and one women went out roped a wild horse and rode for a few days to set #and got to be a rider of rohan

also sort of relevant viggo also bought the horse that costarred with him in the movie hidalgo and subsequently took the horse (tj) with him to the red carpet premier. 

Also most of the Riders of Rohan are actually women because when they put out that call mostly women showed up with their horses and the costume team just stuck beards on them.

if this isn’t the best post i don’t

So you’re saying the entire Rohan army could have killed the Witch-King of Angmar.

Witch King: No living man can kill me!

several thousand riders of Rohan: *rip their fake beards off*

Witch King: Oh fuck…

*screeches* We aRE NO MEN