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guess what i did for the very first time this weekend

creepsandcrawlers:

cydril:

thegrumpyhedgehog:

lesbianeowynn:

dimetrodone:

Apparently before Tolkien specified that hobbits look like humans some people thought they were some sorta weird critter

LotR remake with an elf, two men, a dwarf, a wizard, and four really big rabbits in coats

^^^^^^

Early editions also left out a detailed description of Gollum, giving us these lovelies

these slap and Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien was a coward and bastard for opposing them

artekka:

femmegimli:

femmegimli:

john mulaney’s bit about thirteen year old children, except its the fellowship about hobbits

merry and pippin: HAHA look at that high-waisted man, he’s got feminine hips!

legolas, in the distance: NOOO THATS THE THING IM SENSITIVE ABOUT

I thought you meant,

Gandalf: Frodo, which way should we go? Over Carathras or through the Mines of Moria? Both of these choices are terrible.

Frodo: Who’s to say? I am very small and I have no shoes. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.

cinderhellas:

not all men? you’re right. aragorn son of arathorn son of arador son of argonui son of arathorn son of arassuil son of arahad son of aravorn son of aragost son of arahad son of araglas son of aragorn son of aravir son of aranuir son of arahael son of aranarth son of arvedui son of araphant son of araval son of arveleg son of arvegil son of argeleb son of araphor son of arveleg son of argeleb son of malvegil son of celebrindor son of mallor son of beleg son of amlaith son of earendur son of elendur son of valandur son of tarondur son of tarcil son of arantar son of eldacar son of valandil son of isildur would never do this.

transaragorn:

legolas and tauriel were each others fake boyfriend/girlfriend from when legolas pretended to be straight to spite his dad

The Veggietales version????

aroacevaljean:

Yeah there’s a Veggietales version of Lord of the Rings called Lord of the Beans and I used to watch it a lot as a kid.

also it’s on youtube

momfriendmeriadoc:

Lord of the Rings is the rare case where the book is a musical and the movie isn’t

goddesspeggycarter:

bronweathanharthad:

sir that’s my emotional support gardener

jackironsides:

kingvav:

my favorite character from lord of the rings

I hate everything but especially this post

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

really tired of seeing “x lord of the rings character is gay” posts that aren’t about gandalf when he’s clearly the gayest character in the stories

falls off a cliff to his death in front of his most beloved friends only to show up like a week later, hair dyed in a new outfit like “oh i forgot my own name” what level of gay drama