Grantaire: Hey, you think I can get this egg into that jar without it cracking?
Enjolras: No.
Grantaire: *throws the egg directly at Marius*
Grantaire: Guess you’re right.
Tag: marius
Shout out to ABBA for writing a love song that
- a) is an absolute banger and
- b) teaches us some sweet facts about Napolean Bonaparte
marius: I’ve never met a lesbian before
eponine: really? I’ve never met anyone who irons their jeans
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