Hottest of hot takes, Heimdall is literally the only competent Asgardian, he’s the only one, he’s the entirety of the functioning government
Odin: (Goes off to Norway to die)
Thor: (Laying facedown in garbage) I LIVE HERE NOW
Loki: (Getting drunk with the Grandmaster) WHEN IT’S TIME TO PARTY I WILL ALWAYS PARTY HARD
Asgard: (ON FIRE)
Heimdall: (actually rescuing people from Hela’s rule, sheltering hundreds or maybe thousands of refugees, keeping her from accessing the bifrost, dealing with Evil Skeletons) NO ONE EVER HELPS ME IN THIS FUCKIN HOUSE
idk how anyone can dislike loki when his only personality traits are being gay, dramatic and a bastard, all objectively likeable, dare i even say admirable, qualities
taika: here’s this neat symbolism of thor being sent down the same path of his father, shown by losing his eye and having the eyepatch, but instead he chose to be a better man than his father was. also his hammer gets destroyed because he never really needed it, it was just a channel for his powers, and he’s far more powerful without it.
russo brothers: ……………………………….. okay heres a robot eye and an axe
I’m so sick of people compairing Black Panther to the Lion King
People would have never compared this movie to the Lion King if it didn’t take place in Africa. Oh you don’t believe me? Well let me prove you wrong, because the Lion King shares as many similarity with Thor: Ragnarok as it does with Black Panther.
1) The father of the hero dies in front of him, which would make him the next king
2) A relative who wanted the throne for a long time appears
3) The villan makes sure that the hero won’t return and makes everyone think he’s dead
4) While the hero is gone the villan takes over and everything is going down
5) Hero is in a unknown territory and makes weird friends
6) Hero meets badass woman he used to love/be friends with/admire
7) Villan finds allies who think everything will be better under their reign, but eventually realizes it’s not
8) An (wise/old) friend of the family helps the hero agains the villan and guids him on his way
9) Hero has a vision of his dead father
10) Heros friends fight against villans army
11) Hero fights villan, but doesn’t kill them themselves (Thor Ragnarok is more like Lion King her than Black Panther)
12) Hero becomes king, but their way of living changes
They’re all basically Hamlet with a happier ending. Which was itself based on an old Danish saga.