Tag: marvel

engagement rings ranked by their ability to break someone’s nose

optimysticals:

insanityandimpossiblethings:

optimysticals:

in-fi-ni:

a pretty standard arrangement for engagement rings. a raised stone is better than nothing. 3/10

a lovely, simple, elegant wedding band. a classic anybody would be pleased to get married with. useless in a fight. 0/10

huge. tacky. kinda pretty tho. but look at that raised diamond in the center. you could easily break someone’s tooth with this. 7/10

also huge and tacky. at first glance you’d think the rounded edge might not cause much damage but look at how those rows of diamonds are raised in the second view. you could really rip up someone’s face. 9/10

this one is almost elegant. no sharp edges, but it’s solidly built. you would cause more damage with the ring on than off, which is a solid basis for choosing an engagement ring. 5/10

a lovely design, i enjoy open filigree. however im not sure how said filigree would stand up to the impact of being slammed into someone’s face. 2/10

the twisting design is pretty, but im not entirely sure that socking someone in the jaw wouldnt break off those stones. it looks somewhat reinforced but do you really want to leave the Punching Power of  your engagement ring up to chance? i wouldnt. two raised stones tho. 6/10, pending experimentation

HAHAHAHA holy shit. thats Five raised stones, with reinforced prongs, for maximum damage at any angle. i highly recommend this ring both for its sapphire centerpiece and its capacity for causing pain. 10/10

there’s not even a stone, its just gold which aint exactly the hardest metal in the world. just fucking stay home if you’re not going to take this seriously.

*jeweler voice*

That filigree you gave 2/10? much sturdier than the filigree tacky rings… Trust me. Those are super hollow and light on the settings so that they aren’t too heavy or expensive. (and so they don’t roll on your finger)

Also worth noting:

White gold = sturdier than yellow gold (which is why most prongs are in white)

Now, if you want a ring that’ll hold up to socking someone in the nose, may I suggest 10kt white gold (hardest of gold options, sturdier than silver, and more reasonable than platinum)

See how thick all that metal is? It’s not going to cave in on you.

And you can do this with it:

Because nothing says punching a nazi in the nose like a diamond/sapphire/ruby encrusted Captain America ring…

read this again but imagine its Peggy Carter picking her engagement ring

yes. good.

starksparker:

Reasons to protect Tom Holland at all costs:

  • He thought Ru Paul’s Drag Race was a car race.
  • He’s 21 and still using a Spider-Man toothbrush
  • He doesn’t understand hybrid fruit
  • He was very concerned and adamant about Facebook being illegal in China
  • Literally asked “what’s the play?” to Anthony Russo as if it were a sports game
  • “Yeah, but how do we know dinosaurs weren’t pink and furry, though?” 
  • The way he literally looks up to Chris Pratt
  • His toilet pun and amusement with the “disco toilet”
  • The prank interview
  • The excitement and shit-eating grin he had when he found out he could swear tasting snacks
  • Him being excited he knows 1 (one) spoiler and has kept it a secret so far
  • His inability to work Instagram’s stories 99% of the time
  • He literally found a lost dog with his best friend, named it Bruno, and took it to the vet just to make sure it was okay
  • His endless support for his co-stars and friends
  • Him and Harrison can’t properly high-five
  • Puppies make him forget the questions he’s being asked
  • The Madonna incident.
  • Without hesitation said he’d fuck Chris Hemsworth and marry Chris Pratt playing FMK
  • He’s the kid on set and everyone just likes to carry him around