i have never seen venom and literally all i know about it is that eddie and venom are gay as fuck for each other and that tom hardy willingly climbed into a lobster tank against the script
Millions of years ago, a meteorite made of vibranium, the strongest
substance in the universe, struck the continent of Africa, affecting the
plant life around it. And when the time of man came, five tribes
settled on it and called it Wakanda. The tribes lived in constant war
with each other until a warrior shaman received a vision from the Panther Goddess Bast, who led him to the Heart-Shaped Herb, a plant that
granted him superhuman strength, speed and instincts. The warrior
became king and the first Black Panther, the protector of Wakanda. Four
tribes agreed to live under the king’s rule, but the Jabari Tribe
isolated themselves in the mountains. The Wakandans used vibranium to
develop technology more advanced than any other nation. But as Wakanda
thrived, the world around it descended further into chaos. To keep vibranium safe, the Wakandans vowed to hide in plain sight, keeping the
truth of their power from the outside world.
the first avengers was a lot funnier than we gave it credit for. I remember not knowing it was coming out until the week it happened. some scenes looked like they had budgets of $10 million. some scenes looked like they had budgets of $10. robin scherbatsky was randomly there. it was the third movie with RDJ and he still looked energetic to be in the franchise. 2012 black widow who was the only black widow we cared about. everyone’s drama about why mark ruffalo was there instead of edward norton. thor’s dumb haircut and dramatic entrance. steve roger’s gay ass outfit. chaotic good.
the blatantly plastic armor that Chris Hemsworth wears
I’m watching this and laughing every other character had a major speaking role or their own movie and then Jeremy Renner is just trying his best
JOSS WHEDON WHAT IS THIS DUMB ASS INSTAGRAM FILTER YOU USED IN AN ACTUAL MOVIE
oh god remember when all we cared about was shawarma?