hmm ha hm hm hm ha hmm hm ha hm hm hm ha

person: you should read/watch this thing
me: i don’t know
person: it has an asexual character
me: give me the thing immediately. i need it. why would you keep such a national treasure from me? i can’t believe this!?!?

knightarcana:

deamortis66:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD I DIDNT THINK SEXUAL DESIRE WAS A REAL THING LIKE I ALWAYS SAW PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY WANTED SEX BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING OR EXAGGERATING OR SOMETHING THATS WHY IT WAS SO HARD FOR ME TO REALIZE I WAS ACE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WENT WITHOUT SAYING SEX ISNT THAT IMPORTANT IM 19 YEARS OLD I CANT STOP LAUGHING LITERALLY 99% OF THE POPULATION EXPERIENCES SEXUAL DESIRE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

This is pretty much the definition of being an ace person, tbh, and I’m so glad.

#I thought it was an exaggeration for literal years (via sonickitty)

this is literally the #that sounds fake but okay meme im dying

the-force-wars:

Rey being repulsed by shirtless Kylo is ace culture

javerticade:

“when on my own is just too good”
featuring valjean, javert, thenardier, and the barricade boys backstage

Thor Ragnarok is prime asexual-bisexual solidarity; good-looking men and good-looking women, with zero in-your-face romance or sex.

runekingthor:

TRUE

mycravatundone:

mycravatundone:

mycravatundone:

jean valjean? love that guy

bishop myriel? outstanding. graceful. simply the best

javert? a bastard

acacophanyofsilence:

the-macra:

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

“so, how’d you die?”
“I was promised a brownie by a fish”

iamthecutestofborg:

Being an adolescent Christian who hasn’t realized she’s ace yet:

“Save yourself for marriage!!! Abstinence is important!!! Don’t have sex!!!”

Me:

aroace-and-in-your-face:

Sorry, I don’t swing that way. I don’t swing the other way, either. I’m not even on the swing, actually. I’m just lying on the floor, face down, probably crying. Definitely crying.