shitpostingfromthebarricade:

Everyone always wants to make Patron-Minette out to be these absolute villains and hardasses of the crime world

And yeah, they definitely killed amd thieved, no denying it.

But canonically, let’s review:

Montparnasse

• Literally tries to rob an old man and gets bested
• Got lectured for it and given his wallet anyway
• Promptly pickpocketed by a twelve year-old

Claquesous

• Walks around basically at all times with his face obscured
• Like okay buddy, while you’re committing a crime makes sense but this is A Little Much
• Ventriloquist

Babet

• Literally described as having lost his family (wife, kids) “as one loses a handkerchief”
• ???????????

Gueulemer

• Basically evety stereotype of the guy that puts all of his skill points into strength and makes intelligence his dump stat

In conclusion Patron-Minette is just a bunch of losers who need to get their shit together, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk