Why do people hate Andrew Lloyd Webber? I can understand the Patti LuPone thing, but anything else?

hopsjollyhigh:

yuppp! lots of other things.
he’s really just… super opportunistic, at the expense of his own work? and his treatment of the Leroux family is really probably the #1 reason I dislike him. he won’t pay them ANY royalties because the de mattos translation is in public domain, and has gone as far as insulting Leroux’s novel despite it being the source that basically helped him make his fortune. and he HAS an enormous fortune, paying some royalties to the Leroux estate would not force him to give up anything, really. last I knew, the Leroux family really disliked him, and that’s why for a long time, Phantom wasn’t performed in France. the source material was still protected over there.
I have NO idea what agreement happened to allow the ill-fated Mogador show to be allowed, and if anyone does know, I would be interested.
I don’t have time right now to talk about all of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s shitty things, so I’ll tag this and feel free to reblog with why YOU, personally, hate Andrew Lloyd Webber!

phantomoftheopera101:

rienerose:

themidnighttrickster:

laprincesseetoile:

tastykake:

wizzard890:

congragulation:

how did erik start coaching christine. like was she just singing in the bath one day and she heard a distant echo saying “you’re sharp”

“also I’m an angel, so spying on you in the bath is so not even an issue. don’t make this weird, Christine.”

#don’t make this weird Christine #a summary of the phantom of the opera in five words #”yes I live in the basement; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I wear a mask don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I have a full-scale model of you in a bridal gown; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I killed a dude; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes there’s a Persian police officer asking suspicious questions; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I do identify with a character who seduces ingenues in a mask; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I’ve now kidnapped you twice; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I’ve captured your fiancee and the Persian police officer and am threatening to blow up the opera house if you don’t agree to marry me #DON’T MAKE THIS WEIRD CHRISTINE” (tags via notbecauseofvictories)

Smh Erik.

DON’T MAKE THIS WEIRD CHRISTINE 

I may have reblogged this before, but it still cracks me up.

This is the best thing I have ever seen!

So, there was an analysis of POTO that went up a few days ago. Basically to summarize, it criticized the musical for having Christine choose the safe, asexual relationship with Raoul over the steamy, passionate, sexual awakening with Phantom. It framed this as kind of regressive/anti feminist which reinforces ideas of chastity/conforming to society. What do you think of this criticism?

glassprism:

Oh yeah, I saw that when it was posted, but since I’d just come home after 12 hours of helping my sister move and graduate, I just went LOL and didn’t bother to respond. And I still won’t, at least not to the post personally. (Post in question is here, because heck no I’m not vague posting about it.)

I also thought a lot of the beginning was fairly accurate. For example, their description of Raoul as being the “white knight” who appeals to Christine’s childhood memories are kind of the point of his character… though on the other hand, the poster is so fixated on the Phantom being the sexual, passionate force that they seem to forget that the Phantom first appeared to Christine, and was appealing to her, because he pretended to be an Angel of Music, aka a being Christine was told stories about by her father. In her childhood. (I feel like this often seems forgotten – both the Phantom and Raoul were initially attractive to Christine because they were both reminders of her happier childhood days.)

The idea that Christine having to choose between a safer, more socially acceptable love and one that is more passionate but also more dangerous is also a running theme of the musical and original book. (Though it always seems to get left out that part of the reason why the Phantom is socially unacceptable is because he’s a frigging stalker, kidnapper, and murderer.) And I can buy that Christine reciprocates the Phantom’s ardor in ‘Point of No Return’, though as rjdaae points out, that argument is flawed because it’s not Christine saying it, it’s Christine as Aminta acting out a part in an opera. And despite the author’s stance that they want Christine to grow and express herself, they do miss that they are using words written for her by her stalker to make their point.

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artbecoming:

viscountess:

ancientphantom:

hopsjollyhigh:

cosette and christine could save the world together but raoul and marius would just get lost in a cellar or sewer somewhere

And then sing sad songs about how their lady loves were maybe never real in the first place and cruel fate has led them to lose their damn fool selves underground.

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Elsewhere in the sewers, a frustrated Javert and Daroga are angrily chasing Valjean and Erik-two criminals oppressed by society

tjmystic:

agoodflyting:

reyloismyotpandiamtrash:

dxscostick:

isabelalugosi:

isabelalugosi:

werewolfenstein:

isabelalugosi:

isabelalugosi:

darth vader is just the phantom of the opera in space

fucked up face. wears a cape. super dramatic all the time

First of all, how dare you…

always enters rooms to his theme music. really likes choking people. clearly owns a shit ton of strobe lights and fog machines

the Same™

I HATE THAT YOU ARE RIGHT FUCK

Hehe

Not to mention:

Keeps trying to get the main character to call him daddy.

Reblogging solely for the last one.