Spongebob constantly declining water in Sandy’s air bubble house because he’s too polite to tell her he needed it was so relatable
Spongebob and Patrick raising a baby clam
1% evil, 99% hot gas
Mr Krabbs breaking both of his legs trying to close a squeaky window
HE WAS NUMBER ONE
The audience turning into fish sticks at the Fry Cook Games
My NAME’S NOT RICK
Sweet, sweet victory!!!!
Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
The entire Rock Bottom episode
That episode when Spongebob forgot how to make a Krabby Patty because Bubblebass was an asshole
Bubble Buddy
Mystery the seahorse
Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly
The perfume department
LEEDLELEEDLELEEDLELEE
*Angelic music* Plastic!!!!!!
The fish’s Picasso Scream-like reaction after smelling Spongebob’s breath
MY LEG
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!!!
CHOCOLATE
The cheap birthday party Mr Krabbs threw for Pearl
The magic conch
Squidward’s thighs after eating an entire room full of Krabby Patties
Nematodes
All of the dumb Texas jokes
The juice flooding the retirement home
*Inflated Mrs Puff voice* Spongebob……..why……….
The depressed fish making the same soulless face as he commutes to work, sits in his cubicle, and stares out of his window before his wife calls him to bed
This grill is not a home
NO, THIS IS PATRICK
The narrator with the French accent
The audience losing their shit at Spongebob mopping the floor after the talent show
Please feel free to add more!!
For your consideration:
•Krusty Krab PIZZA
•Tall, dark, and handsome
• THE FRY COOK GAMES
•I wumbo, he wumbo, it’s first grade spongebob!!!
•P.O.O.P-People Order our Patties
•E.V.I.L- Every villian is lemons
•”IM UGLY AND IM PROUD” “so that’s what he calls it”
•Weenie Hut Jr’s and “I slipped on an ice cube and got covered in boo boo’s”
that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.
At age 57, Stephen Hillenburg has just passed away due to ALS. Stephen you were my first ever inspiration in the world of comedy, storytelling, and so much more. Your work will forever be in our hearts and you will be remembered generation after generation for teaching us how to be kind to others through SpongeBob. Thank you so so much for all that you have given to us.
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