zaoling:

skysinger-musings:

thanks-for-the-scarf:

gojiro:

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

reblogging for that gif

falllingangelll:

witchoffires:

witchoffires:

witchoffires:

my little sister just found out at school that you can create a religion and wants me to help her turn Halloween into a year long religion. And i  never knew i wanted this until now. We will be the Halloween Cult. I am so ready for this.

My sister came up with some cult rules.

  1. Do not deny the spooky.
  2. Be nice to children.
  3. Don’t be pressuring others into the religion, if they don’t want to hear leave them alone.
  4. Every second Wednesday of each month is Pumpkin Worship, that is when you eat pumpkin flavored things, carve pumpkins, or burn pumpkin spice scented candles. Just embrace the pumpkin.
  5. Don’t be mean to other people for reasons they can’t control, but hey if they are doing it on purpose just to annoy you, destroy them.
  6. No touch other people if they don’t want you to, this includes hair.
  7. Halloween is a holy day, embrace it and become one with the spooky.
  8. Costumes are an everyday thing, but sometimes it can be inappropriate, be aware of when to embrace the spooky and when to just be a little spooky.
  9. Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t be spooky, and if they do tell you then they don’t know what they’re talking about. You can be all the spooky all you want.
  10. Be nice to animals.
  11. Be ready to help others when you can but still remember that you need to put your needs first.
  12. You are spooky, you are amazing, you are fabulous. Say it.
  13. idk but i think we need more, go ask you internet nerd friends.

can yall think of anything else?

OKay i asked her how one would join the cult and she said to light a jack-o-lantern on a full moon then yodel into the night for the pumpkin king and if he approves you, you will hear someone yell “stut the fuck up” then you are part of the cult.

have fun yodeling my friends

Bitch imma do this

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

lynati:

deadgodjess:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

papafargo:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

req’d by @doodleboots

damn straight we fuckin do esp this month

In my house, skeletons support us.

2 or 3 per person.

that’s a fair distribution

@thebibliosphere & @eliciaforever

How do you fit more than two skeletons inside of your flesh?

look no one said they needed to be inside your flesh

SUPPORT 👏 ALL 👏 SKELETONS 👏CONTAINED 👏OR 👏UNCONTAINED 


https://aroacevaljean.tumblr.com/post/179140581139/audio_player_iframe/aroacevaljean/tumblr_n4evoq99fJ1rqkge2?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Faroacevaljean%2F179140581139%2Ftumblr_n4evoq99fJ1rqkge2

spooky-autumn:

peacefulfall:

peacefulfall:

peacefulfall:

barricade-bops:

ladyyatexel:

twitch-the-tiny:

kingkeenanthegreat:

dash-of-dark:

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

this is some insta-reblog shit, my friends, i’m like 20 seconds in

This is actually the Vitamin String Quartet! If you haven’t heard their stuff before, I would 19392/10 recommend 👌👌

GETTIN SPOOKY YALL JOIN IN ON THE FESTIVITIES. PLAY THIS AND GO THRU MY BLOG ITS GR8 TO GET U IN THE SPOOKY MOOD

never too early to begin!!!

always a reblog

always find myself reblogging this…ITS INCREDIBLE. WONT DISAPPOINT

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

werewolves are gay culture, whichever angle you look at it there’s nothing heterosexual about being a werewolf

Sorry to say this straights but jot down Orcs as gay culture as well!

Witches? Gay!
Mermaids? Gay!
Vampires? Gay!
Dwarves? Gay!
Elves? Gay!
Hobbits? Gay!
Centaurs? Gay! 
Giants? Gay! 
Dragons? Gay!
That eye tower from lord of the rings? G a y!

Your fantasy creature is gay, your mythical creature is gay

They’re all gay!