Tag: spooky

daywatch:

evilsupplyco:

So when YOU sew a bunch of unmatched parts together, it is “a quilt” and “a beautiful gift” and “will assuredly become a family heirloom” but when I sew a bunch of unmatched parts together it is “A MONSTER” and “AN ABOMINATION, AN AFFRONT TO THE GODS” and goes on “A MURDEROUS KILLING SPREE.”

Well MAYBE if you BOTHERED TO NAME HIM or I don’t know, DIDN’T BECOME DEATHLY ILL FROM THE SIGHT OF HIM MOVING we wouldn’t HAVE THIS PROBLEM

fidefortitude:

slumbermancer:

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body.

that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

meet-me-behind-the-musain:

uselesstwinkharker:

ladyoflate:

uselesstwinkharker:

what happens to draculas clothes when he turns into a critter: a list of theories

  • dracula is a master of illusion & tricks the eye into seeing a bat or whatever & in fact doesnt actually Truly transform at all
  • dracula doesnt give a Fuck about logic & transforms his clothes right along with himself
  • dracula himself cant actually transform & his clothes hold the magical properties that allow him to shapeshift
  • whatever the fuck that shit was they did in animorphs 
  • dracula has to wriggle his little bat self out of a sea of clothing & then he just turns up ass naked wherever he lands next & nobody questions it

• Dracula is always naked and uses his powers of illusion to make you think he’s wearing clothes

@nevermore-plutonianshore @claquesoul

thebibliosphere:

kamzilla-rex:

seelcudoom:

nonetoon:

nonetoon:

While we’re on the topic of Halloween for the entire month, I want to know why vampire or werewolf stories constantly pit werewolves and vampires against each other? If I’m remembering it right in novel Dracula it’s shown or at least heavily implied Dracula can turn into a dog/wolf so the rivalry doesn’t make any sense. If anything vampires (or at least Dracula) should see a werewolf and say “oh sick me too”

It’s canon

the actual only difference between a werewolf and a vampire is if your a jock or a goth

@thebibliosphere I’m feelin Vlad/Nathan vibes off this post

Totally accurate.

I’m not sure what that makes Ursula though. Like the weirdly happy cheerleader goth maybe.