aragorn: a relatively neutral rivendell accént. first learned from hanging out with elladan and elrohir so it’s kind of vulgar some of the time because they’re uhhhhhhhhhhhh teenagers
elrond slams the door shut and whirls around to face his children. “who taught aragorn how to say fuck?” he demands.
arwen and the twins eye each other suspiciously because it honestly could have been any one of them
legolas: my url speaks for itself. he’s howdy at best and completely unintelligible at worst.
“how are you today?” frodo asks
“i’m finer’n frog hair split four ways,” legolas says, baring his teeth in a smile
“why can’t you just speak to me in normal elvish like a normal person,” frodo asks, ripping up his a-z elvish dictionary
galadriel: an absolutely disgusting lothlórien accent
I’m gonna keep it to the Fellowship, or else this would gets Too Comprehensive:
Aragorn
Sam
Boromir
Gimli
Merry
Frodo
Pip
Gandalf is a tired grandpa
Legolas didn’t make the list because the guy has absolutely zero dad energy. He’s the older brother your parents leave alone with you and your friends One (1) time because they think he’s finally responsible enough to be left in charge and they
Galadriel: And for you, Legolas, I give this bow of Lothlorien. Do me a favor and after the war show it to your father so he can see what real elvish crafts look like.
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