tbh the funniest part in the fellowship of the rings is when pippin drops the helmet down the well in balin’s tomb and we’re just listening to it drop while everyone stares at him and he flinches at every clang and then when it’s over gandalf goes after his whole life i die every time
a six second summary of the two towers
legolas: *flirts with gimli*
gimli: *flirts with legolas*
legolas and gimli: *complain about each other to aragorn as an excuse to talk about each other obsessively*
aragorn: *stares into the camera like he’s on the office*
Legolas: Honey, it’s really muggy outside today.
Gimli: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m leaving you.
Legolas: *sips coffee from bowl*
i know that gun crime is a very serious issue and i am absolutely pro-gun control but at the same time “(x) but with a Gun” memes will literally never not be fucking hilarious
post on this site: the lord of the rings but legolas has a shotgun
I can’t be the only one getting a bi vibe from aragorn. I don’t ship him with anyone except Arwen but, like, just look at him. He has the aura of a Not Straight man.
in the books he makes up a song about how much he loved and admired Boromir, no straight man would ever do that
Further evidence:
– Loves swords, which as we all know is a big gay mood
– Close friend & ally of known gays Frodo & Boromir
– Dork
To be honest I get kind of a similar vibe from Arwen too.
Arwen & Aragorn are a bisexual power couple
YES
Evidence that Arwen is bi:
– engaged to Known Bisexual Aragorn
– hecking stylish
– gave Frodo her place in Valinor in a display of wlw/mlm solidarity
– I know this is film only but her ranger outfit? A big gay look.
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