definitelygrantaire:

the-oh-in-24601:

cantando-siempre:

definitelygrantaire:

cantando-siempre:

definitelygrantaire:

You’re walking in the Parisian sewers.

There’s no one around and your phone is dead.

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him.

Victor Hugo.

He’s following you, about 30 feet back.

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.

He’s gaining on you.

Victor Hugo.

You’re looking for your Jean, but you’re all turned around.

He’s almost upon you now, and you can see there’s France on his face.

My God, there’s France everywhere!

Running for your life from Victor Hugo.

He’s brandishing a brick, it’s Victor Hugo.

Lurking in the sewers…

Overly wordy author, Victor Hugo.

Living in the nude, Victor Hugo.

Killing for sport, Victor Hugo.

Eating all the bodies…

Actual cannibal Victor Hugo.

what the hell kira i am afraid

??? what is happening

Fucking superb you funky little kira. Love that.

@cantando-siempre needs to watch Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf

pilferingapples:

Man reading Hugo’s changing political opinions in his letters over the years is a full on trip. 

1830: The Revolution Really Screwed Up The Mail Schedule, Oh Well 

1832: I’d Be Annoyed By The Inconvenience But That Was #Aesthetic As HELL 

1848: Surely There Are Better Ways To Have This Discussion 
1848 pt 2:  I’m FINE it’s FINE everything is FINE , T H I S   I S  F I

1851: YOU”RE DAMN RIGHT I WANT A REVOLUTION