i’d like to point out that when i made this post, all of these comments were at the top, but now if you look at the thread they’ve been replaced by completely different comments
so please, for the love of god, look at the source link this thread is a neverending source of entertainment. people have added so much fucking shit since i made this
I was proctoring an exam for a student today while reading these, and I had to stop because I got to this one and almost fucking died
these are making my day
Okay, this one’s killing me:
These ones got me:
Ooohhh noo I can’t breathe and there are literal tears streaming down my face
Have a very, VERY good laugh people
I go to bed, wake up and look at my phone to see 4:00. Freaking out, I think I’ve missed my shift starting at work so I shower and drive like a maniac to work, absentmindedly thinking it’s way too dark and empty in the streets to be 4:00 pm but dismiss that thought in my panic. When I get there and see the library is closed I make a call why, and can’t figure it out. Only after about 5 minutes of sitting in the car I realize that my phone says 4:00 am and not pm, then slowly drive back to my dorm.
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