Gimli: Let’s play two truths and a lie!
Aragorn: Oh, I’ll go first!
Aragorn: I’m tall, my eyes are green, and I’m 87 years old.
Éowyn: Um, that’s the right idea, but it’s gotta be a bit more challenging for everyone-
Legolas: His eyes are blue.
Éowyn: ….
Éowyn: He’s how maNY YEARS OLD???
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