zagreus:

figmentera:

‘you’re back early’ is the most hilarious phrase to me in this context. like, you’re back early. from the moon. which takes days to get back from, and also definitely the assistance of this nasa employee. but somehow we managed it and just decided to drop by nasa for you to make this casual remark. yep. a logical setup to any joke.

its comedy gold, just in that first line

and it just gets wilder from there with the implication that not only is the ENTIRE moon haunted, but apparently somehow a single pistol will be sufficient to deal with this particular paranormal conundrum

dankmemeuniversity:

tessa-thompscn:

Millions of years ago, a meteorite made of vibranium, the strongest
substance in the universe, struck the continent of Africa, affecting the
plant life around it. And when the time of man came, five tribes
settled on it and called it Wakanda. The tribes lived in constant war
with each other until a warrior shaman received a vision from the
Panther Goddess Bast, who led him to the Heart-Shaped Herb, a plant that
granted him superhuman strength, speed and instincts. The warrior
became king and the first Black Panther, the protector of Wakanda. Four
tribes agreed to live under the king’s rule, but the Jabari Tribe
isolated themselves in the mountains. The Wakandans used vibranium to
develop technology more advanced than any other nation. But as Wakanda
thrived, the world around it descended further into chaos. To keep
vibranium safe, the Wakandans vowed to hide in plain sight, keeping the
truth of their power from the outside world.

Black Panther, dir. Ryan Coogler (2018)

keithvkogane:

keithvkogane:

never in my LIFE have i hated something as much as i hate the french term for eggnog

in case you didnt know this translates literally to “chicken milk”

jwustin:

i don’t really give a shit about this tumblr being removed from the app store thing but above all i am really glad this is happening now and not in 2011 so i don’t have to scroll past some “PSA: TUMBLR HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE APP STORE!” “oh HELL NO!!! Dr who fandom grab your tardises!!!” “*50 gif reaction images of the supernatural guy looking pissed off” type of shit

jumpedoverthemoon:

Kind of sucks that i am not living in an ivy-covered cottage in the pacific northwest, drinking mint tea with honey,, riding my bike into town for the groceries and spending my day writing novels on a mossy tree stump with a cool breeze making the pine needles go sssssshhhhhh,,,,,,,

marius-new-hat-and-coat:

just-too-slow:

Help me support my cousins

https://ko-fi.com/eli96000

Buy Eli a Coffee. ko-fi.com/eli96000

I’m sorry about this guys but I’m trying to afford holiday gifts for my little cousins. Their father is less than reliable and their mother is in rehab. Please help out if you can, or at least reblog

I was very politely asked to reblog this, so I will very politely ask you all to help if possible!

cerastes:

clatterbane:

colorsinautumn:

I think this is a good time to post this.

(#if we reblog it enough it might become a staff pick)

Keep it up.

Send Me Your Assumptions About Me And I’ll Respond With “Correct,” “Nope” or “Kinda”

PSA: AVOID ROMAINE LETTUCE

mamoru:

ALL ROMAINE LETTUCE IN THE US AND CANADA IS DANGEROUS RIGHT NOW DUE TO AN OUTBREAK OF E. COLI! BAGGED, WHOLE, DOES NOT MATTER! AVOID ROMAINE! THIS INCLUDES IN SALADS, TACOS, BOWLS, ETC!