Just so we’re clear: People Magazine’s sadly predictable celebration of white American mediocrity aside, we all know that Idris Elba is, unequivocally, without any dispute, the sexiest man alive, right? Like, I don’t even mean this as an issue of personal preference. I am literally just making a statement of objective fact based on scientific evidence which suggests more people would hypnotically follow a pan flute-playing Idris Elba out of a village never to be seen again than any other male celebrity.
The number of lesbian and ace bloggers backing me up in the tags is proof that my science is both sound and accurate:
Sometimes I forget that you can’t interact with straight people like you can with normal people. Like I’ll be talking to some straight friends and make an obscure gay joke and they’ll be like ?????? and then I gotta go into a 10 minute explanation and describe 7 years of history and 5 different Tumblr textposts just so they can begin to understand my sense of humor
are ACE and ARO people part of the LGBTQ community?
Yes yes yes!
You are welcomed and loved
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transcription:
“So, there’s been this big debate lately, are aro and ace people part of the LGBTQ movement? are asexual, and aromantic, and some other people, under our umbrella?
And the answer is: YES. OF COURSE. YOU ARE.
OF COURSE. YOU ARE. WELCOME.
Of course! And there are two things to remember with that.
So, are ace and aro people part of the community, YES: if you want to be.
Right?
I am not ace, I am not aro, and so it’s not up to me to decide who I want to work with, and who I want to align with.
But if it’s up to ME – I’m genderfluid – YES, we need to do work together, and we need to band together, and of course you’re part of my community!
The, the… the other thing to remember is, this is not a battle of ‘gay people versus everybody else,’ or ‘trans people versus everybody else,’ this is that, like, insular, we’re-better-than-you, heteronormative, like, homophobic, like, regular people that’s in every movie, every ad, every single bit of culture, and has been dominant for so many years….
being dismantled. [laughs]
Which makes me happy.
And of course we all need to work together to do that.
So, are ace and aro people part of the LGBTQIAA+ community? Yeah. Of course they are. It’s a big tent. It’s a big umbrella. Let’s work together.”
concept: a game called “john mulaney or cecil palmer?” where you have to guess if a quote was said by popular stand-up comedian john mulaney or fictional radio host cecil gershwin palmer
this might sound easy, but please keep in mind that john mulaney has
said “whoa, that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child!
you can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!” and cecil palmer has
said “alligators: can they kill your children? yes.”
Let’s go:
“There is a thin semantic line separating weird and beautiful, and that line is covered in jellyfish.”
“Guns don’t kill people. Blood loss and organ damage do.”
“I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die.”
“Something happened here. Hope it’s a miracle, but probably not.“
“We found a pool of the killer’s blood. Hm, gross! Mop it up!”
“Remember: if you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget.“
“It is one hundred percent easier not to do things than to do them.”
“And it is possible that I am alone in an empty universe, speaking to no one, unaware that the world is held aloft merely by my delusions”
“We do not have answers. I am not certain we even have questions.“
“Regret nothing, until it is too late. Then, regret everything.“
Despite what modern core nihilism will tell you, the accidental nature and inherent meaninglessness of life as a biological phenomenon does not mean that our efforts are pointless but instead allows us all to determine what we personally desire out of life. It means we are free to pursue what our hearts desire, and so enables each of us to find our own unique meaning.
Also love is real.
And the majority of people in the world are inherently good-natured.
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