Les Misérables

aimi-hamilton:

Valjean: i stole fucking bread

Javert: five years

Valjean: i tried to check on my family you piece of shit

Javert: fourteen more

Valjean: im free

Javert: technically,,,, you’re not,,,,, but ok,,,,

Bishop: hey u look like ur having trouble come over at my place

Valjean: fuck it

Valjean: *steals*

Javert: ffs you wouldn’t be in jail if-

Bishop: no it’s cool i gave him that shit

Javert: oh.

20 years later or smth

Valjean: aye im mayor now

Fantine: i have a daughter you inconsiderate imbeciles

Fantine’s boss and coworkers: fuck you

Fantine: i don’t want to do this

Valjean: u don’t have to

Valjean: hey kid u want some candy

Cosette: fuck yea

Thénardiers: you want her? go have her

20 more years later i think

Éponine: i lowkey love you

Marius: im oblivious as shit. ooOO a HOT girl

Cosette: ooOO a HOT guy

Marius: hey, take me to her

Éponine: ok

Éponine: (kill me)

Enjolras: REVOLUTION

Grantaire: you’re gonna get us killed, moron

Grantaire: (but you’re my moron)

Les Amis de’lABC: we died.

Éponine: me too

Valjean: mY FUTURE SON IN LAW IS DEAD

Javert: sTOP R I G H T THERE

Valjean: *gives Javert guilt trip*

Javert: oh

Javert: oh shit

Javert: *kills himself*

A year later I think

Marius: all my friends are dead

Cosette: i love you

Marius: love u too

Valjean: im dying

Cosette: please,,,, god,,,, no,,,, enough people have DIED already

Fantine: hey old pal. ur awesome

Éponine: u protected my crush. ur awesome

Bishop: ur awesome

Everyone: we’re all awesome!!

carnotaurus-sassytrei:

officialleoneabbacchio:

sorta related but i dont like that tumblr has made “unhealthy relationship” mean “one person is an abuser and the other is a victim”

unhealthy relationship means just that. a relationship that is unhealthy. whether because a party is uninterested, both parties bring out the worst in eachother, theres just no more spark, etc

just stop using “unhealthy relationship” as if its perfectly synonymous with “abusive relationship”

abusive relationships are DEFINITELY unhealthy relationships but not all unhealthy relationships are abusive, ya dig?

Important post.

Not everyone you don’t get along with is an abuser.

decayingliberty:

Les Amis as cats showing you affection:

Enjolras – sits close to you but wont be petted, people watching with you

Combeferre – slow blink

Courfeyrac – meowing and pawing at you from very very close

Jehan – drapes their entire mass over you

Bahorel – headbutt

Feuilly – kneading/snurgling your clothes

Joly – climbs your shoulder

Bossuet – falls asleep on you

Grantaire – sits on the stuff you are occupied with

Marius – stares at you from a distance. Intensely.