eposettemyass:

les amis and co as it’s always sunny quotes

Enjolras: politics is all just one big ass blast

Combeferre: as i tried to explain to you before, you cannot get honey from a wasp’s nest

Courfeyrac: everybody’s dying bitch, let’s get you some fruit

Grantaire: when i die just throw me in the trash

Feuilly: nobody washes the dishes! we eat the food directly off the coffee table and you know it!

Bahorel: you light one bitch on fire and everybody freaks out!

Joly: can i offer you an egg in these trying times?

Bossuet: i drank three bottles of champagne and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge

Jehan: we might as well sin and get high

Marius: i have feelings! of course i have feelings! i have big feelings!

Musichetta: i am going to smack everyone into tiny little pieces

Eponine: money me. money now. me a money needing a lot now.

Cosette: i got followed here by like ten cats. they just seem to follow me these days.

Les Misérables as Things My Siblings Have Said

moriarty-at-disneyland:

Jean Valjean: I’ve eaten nothing but bread for the past two days and honestly? It’s a dream.

Javert: *sliding into the room in his socks, making airhorn noises* This is the sound of the police

Fantine: Yeah, I’ve been slowly dying all week, but it’s fine.

Marius: Why make bad life choices when you could make good ones? I mean. I wouldn’t know. But consider it.

Cosette: All it takes is one boy and then boom, cooties no longer exist. It’s amazing.

Eponine: Just because you didn’t see my emo phase doesn’t mean that I never had one.

Enjolras: I think you blew out my eardrums with your screeching. But it’s okay, now I don’t have to listen to you anymore.

Grantaire: *holds up a bottle of vinegar* Ah. Vodka.

Courfeyrac: If I weren’t here you guys would do nothing but fight and eat all the corn chips.

Combeferre: No! You can’t get Fortnite on your Kindle!

Feuilly: Why have spaghetti when you can have piiiiiiiiiiiierogi

Prouvaire: You guys all have really dark dreams. I just dream about, I don’t know, dinosaurs and stuff.

Joly: First aid practice? Nice! Let me get my toothpaste so I can pretend to have rabies.

Lesgles: *holding up a bag of lettuce* Weed salad!

Gavroche: I don’t really know what vodka is, but Grantaire talks about it so much that now I can make vodka jokes too

pilferingapples:

Will Talk to Their Crush, Immediately if Not Sooner, In Fact There is No Break From The Fact That They Were Just Talking  Already and Now Also Their Crush is Here, How Convenient Really:

Bahorel, Bossuet , FEUILLY 

Will Talk To Their Crush In An Appropriate Setting After Some Consideration to Make Sure It’s A Crush And Everything Seems Okay To Go :
Combeferre, Courfeyrac, Joly

Will Talk (At Potentially Epic Length) to Anyone BUT Their Crush:
Grantaire, Prouvaire

Has Been Making Increasingly Earnest Overtures For Years, Please Notice Him, Patria :
Enjolras 

Bahorel: As president of the Feuilly fanclub, I decree that today we are all going to go around in a circle and say something we admire about Feuilly . Our Vice President has requested to go first.
Enjolras: [clears throat and pulls out list]

microcroft:

After cosette introduced her dad to them; les amis de l’abc accepted jean valjean as their dad weirdly fast and as did valjean like over the course of a week Jean Valjean had unexpectedly adopted 11 college students and 1 ten year old and they all look up to him as a fatherly figure and randomly call him for advice and he is pretty sure that over half of them have him as their emergency contact now. Sometimes the call him and give him life updates like enjolras excitedly calling him one night: “GRANTAIRE ASKED ME OUT TO GET COFFEE TOMORROW!!! Wait what am i supposed to do?” Then proceeded to slightly panic while valjean gave him dating advice and told him to be himself (yesterday grantaire had called him for advice on how to ask out enjolras) and every time they tell him about one of their latest achievements in life he gets this swell of pride in his heart.

He goes to gavroches soccer/football games, grantaires art shows, courfeyracs plays or musicals, every protest he can go to, and every big event that matters to them because even though they arent actually his kids they practically are at this point

dead-amis-society:

Les Amis as things my friend has said

Enjolras:

As yes, the two genders: quiet defiance and silent protest

Combeferre:

I will scream NASA facts in your face until you love me

Courfeyrac:

Tag yourself I’m bold colour juicy shine

Jehan:

The pants! They run like legs without!

What are you doing?

POETRY

Joly:

Cancer dont come with instructions

Bossuet:

*in a distressed voice* WHAT IS A MUSTARD??

Bahorel:

God hates the lukewarm

Feuilly:

Yogurt is also another talent of mine

Grantaire:

I bought these sunglasses to protect my eyes and my identity from the sun. Its spying on us

Marius:

I could fail school and be like ‘oh lit cardboard boxes have always been my favourite’

Gavroche:

I was going to tell you something but I got mesmerized by the bloobfish eyes