elaneth-elf-friend:

space-ace:

celery, the elf dude: tell me where is gandalf for i much desire to speak with him

legolas, beautiful, the other elf dude: *tearing up* we mcfreakin lost him

I FOUND IT

theelvenkingshalls:

mistergandalf:

mistergandalf:

one of my favorite lotr facts is that gondorians speak sindarin as a first language and yet when faramir was talking to frodo and sam about cirith ungol he was like “we don’t know what’s in there.” like faramir. cirith ungol is sindarin for “pass of the spider.” do the math

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Don’t forget that Frodo also speaks Sindarin, which makes this even worse.

Faramir: Hey, don’t go up the Spider Stairs.

Frodo: Why? What’s up the Spider Stairs?

Faramir: We don’t know, Frodo. We just don’t know.

nola-aiwe:

Gimli: Let’s play two truths and a lie!

Aragorn: Oh, I’ll go first!

Aragorn: I’m tall, my eyes are green, and I’m 87 years old.

Éowyn: Um, that’s the right idea, but it’s gotta be a bit more challenging for everyone-

Legolas: His eyes are blue.

Éowyn: ….

Éowyn: He’s how maNY YEARS OLD???

femmegimli:

oneringofkeys:

femmegimli:

merry and pippin are the type of fake friends who gush about you behind your back but when you talk to them in person they call you a little bitch boy and steal your food

#i know im op but boromir ghostwrote this through me 

merry and pippin: and THEN he showed us how to do this crazy move to disarm your enemies and it was SO cool because boromir is like the best at everthing and he’s really nice and funny too-

boromir, overhearing this: aw thanks guys!

m&p: …..

merry: Literally didn’t ask

pippin: who the fuck are you

Aragorn: WHo the fUCK says tennis rackets can’t be used for sword fighting
Saruman: I say “Get out of my way” all the time it’s my favourite thing to say
Galadriel: Do I want to graduate, or do I want to leave this school as a fucking legend?
Elrond: *cups hands around face* I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BUT NO ONE HERE IS WORTH DYING FOR
Pippin: I don’t have a clue what is going on here but I’m gonna roll with it.
Frodo: *visibly sobbing* please, please, I just want this to end, I just want to graduate, please, get me out, all of you suck,
Eowyn: I’m sorry teacher, I wasn’t staring into space, I was just rethinking my life choices
Legolas: *slams body into locker* *hyperventilating* hELP ME I THINK I’M GAY

dasha-through-the-snow:

Have I ever shown you guys these weird late 80s Soviet Lord Of The Rings illustrations?

They were made by Sergei Iukhimov, who’s virtually unknown otherwise.

gayisgoth:

gayisgoth:

Legolas And Gimli are bitch/femme solidarity

This was a typo but honestly? Gimli is actually femme by dwarven standards, and Legolas Is a bitch by all standards.

modernincorrectlotrhobbit:

Aragorn: I mean, small creature are far more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Legolas: Ridiculous. Give me some examples of this.

Aragorn: Spiders.

Gimli: Wasps.

Aragorn: Gimli.